And now for the ladies…

Who’s your girl crush?  This one should be much easier!

….do be do be do.

This is how I rank (almost) every girl.  Is she a “do” or a “be”?  I know “do” sounds totally crass and that’s not the kind of girl I am but it’s still a very good way to seperate catagories.  I’m embarrassed to kiss my mother with this mouth and please promise me my daughters won’t grow up and read this post…  Anyway, it goes like this:  (for example)

Angelina – do
Aniston – be
Pink – do
Portia – be

Get it?  Plus, since my “kind of” girl isn’t the kind that typically graces the cover of a magazine, I don’t have many (celebrity) choices.  But let’s just get this party started, shall we?  <wink, wink!>

1.  Always and forever, Pink.  She’s beautiful and talented and totally sexy!  I like her best with short, blond hair and make-up.  She’s a rockstar!  Like this, to be exact.

2. Amy Ray.  ARay.  My soulmate – if I believed in soulmates.  It’s not her face or hair or red, plaid pants.  It’s just the way she makes me feel when I close my eyes and just … listen.

3. Rosario Dawson.  It’s mostly that scene in Seven Pounds where she’s standing at the window in the sheer shirt.  If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you can get the movie at Redbox.  And Mimi… oh, Mimi!

4. Rachel Maddow.  With glasses.  She’s wicked smart and I LOVE smart!

5.   Random Women’s Softball Player.  I don’t know her.  I don’t need to.  I love watching them.  Cristy calls it, “walking in on me watching porn.”  Whatever.  It’s my kinda porn, I suppose.  So thank you, every lady that does that tricky fast pitch thing in those cute knee high socks.  And if you have a ponytail under your hat, well that’s just frosting!  🙂

So there you have it!  Sadly, I have far more boy crushes than girls because they just don’t make many like I like them!  And if I could add more boys they would be Ryan Gosling, Brad Pitt (because of all those cute kids and that super intimidating, hot wife!) and Leo Dicaprio.

Now you.  Go!

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19 comments on “And now for the ladies…

  1. authenticollision says:

    My current five, in alphabetically order so as not to hurt anyone’s feelings:

    Angelina Jolie, Cate Blanchett, Hilary Swank, Keira Knightley, and Sandra Bullock. All incredibly brilliant and totally beautiful.

    Love your list. Rachel rocks. And Rosario is fantastic.

    • Keri says:

      So I know we’ve been over this but your list just isn’t quite right for you. I’ll give you Cate and Keira and maybe Hilary. And even (Forces of Nature) Sandra but definitely not Angelina.

      I’m thinking… Eva Longoria & Shakira. Maybe Jada Pinkett Smith and definitely Jennifer Garner – although you disagree with that one. Rachel McAdams? Fergie? You used to love Mariah Carey but I don’t like her so, instead, I’ll give you JLo.

      See? Much better, my friend. 🙂

      • authenticollision says:

        You’re funny. But not even close.

        If we’re just going for cheesecake then off the top of my head Salma Hayek and Shania Twain instead of Eva and Shakira. Jada and Jennifer, seriously? I would take Will or Ben over either of them. I’ll give you Rachel McAdams because I’m nice that way. Fergie and JLo? How about Emily Blunt and Mila Kunis instead!

        Don’t make me steal Rosario. 😉

      • Keri says:

        I can’t comment below you for some reason. Either way, I still think I know more than you. First of all, I have more “lesbian years” than you do. And just knowing you’d choose Will or Ben over Jada or Jennifer …. well … I rest my case. 😉

        Emily Blunt – I can see that. Salma – no question. Shania Twain…um, no. Not for you. I’m sticking with Shakira AND Jennifer Garner. You need to give her a chance!!

  2. So you stay with that “look” and then you throw Rosario in there and it’s all confusing 🙂
    She’s such a girlie girl. I suppose Pink has some girlie in her…but she’s tough enough to stand on either side.

    Queen Latifah. I luf her. LOVE her. still. I will still watch Living Single at night.
    Tasha Williams from the L-word. OMGOOTNESS ! Take me now.
    Traci Dinwiddie. Elena Undone got me started.
    Lisa Ray she’s like an international Angelina. both I suppose are do’s 🙂
    Do I need 5 ?
    I mean…I could just MAKE a list. But these are my ladies right now.

    • Keri says:

      Rosario is a “many things” kind of girl. And every time, she’s sexy – crazy sexy! I’m with you on Queen and even Tasha. Mhm. I don’t know the others but I trust you.

  3. Tyffany says:

    Okay, first of all, I am absolutely 100% with you on the softball chicks. ESPECIALLY the pitchers! My best friend growing up had an older sister who was a star pitcher on her softball team and we used to sit and watch her practice throwing to her dad. And that crazy fast pitch, the tightened muscles, the little grunt and mini-hop after the release? Uh huh, I was a goner. I totally get it. 🙂
    My ladies (with names) list includes:
    Janet Jackson. Oh how I love her.
    Queen Latifah. Particularly in Chicago.
    Halle Berry.
    Pink.
    Idina Menzel.
    There are more, of course. But these are the easily recalled ones. For sure. 🙂

  4. Keri says:

    Oh Tyfanny! – you’re killing me with the one’s I’ve forgotten! I ADORE Idina Menzel. Imagine that voice singing you to sleep every night. PLUS, she’s married and has beautiful babies with your boy pick, Taye Diggs! Good choices, friend!

  5. Hutch says:

    Well, this will be tough. I have to say the do-be concept is something I use more for men than I do women. My lady crushes are (still liking them soft, but now I need them to kick ass too):

    1. Meryl Streep — everything about her is just classy.
    2. ALL of the Desperate Housewives, I would watch that show just to imagine them in bed. Especially Bree (Marcia Cross), oh that women is naughty.
    3. Kate Winslet, pretty awesome falling for Leo in Titanic and then seeing her nude. Confusing feeling for a 6 year old. Yup, I was six.
    4. Zooey Deschanel is a babe.
    5. Portia is super duper hot.

    I feel like for a couple of those, I took it a little further than I was supposed to.

    • Keri says:

      So, almost all of these shock me. Kate Winslet makes total sense! Zooey too. I never would’ve guessed Meryl or Marcia.

      And no, you didn’t go too far. You are fantastic and I miss you like crazy!!

  6. Cristy says:

    In no particular order only because I like to mix up my girls based on what mood I’m in. 🙂

    Jennifer Aniston
    Halle Berry
    Leona Lewis
    Charlize Theron
    Aisha Tyler

  7. Stacy says:

    This is my list as of right now, 12/22/11 @ 7:10pm Pacific Time.

    Sara Ramirez- please play doctor with me
    Anne Hathaway- especially if she’s singing “Somebody to Love”
    Vicci Martinez- even though she’s like a baby, she can sing like nobody’s business
    Naya Rivera- Oh honey!
    and last but not least…
    Shannyn Sossamon- I would like for her to be my sister wife.

    My friends say I have a “type”. 🙂

  8. califherrera says:

    My top four: Angelina,Gwen Stefani,P!nk,and Sofia Vergara. That accent. I love it!

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